Standard Disclaimer:

This supersedes all previous notices.
This product is meant for educational purposes only.
Do not try this at home.
Warning: Dates on Calendar are closer than they appear.
Operator does not carry cash.
Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental.
Gnu is not Unix.
Do not put the base of this ladder on frozen manure.
May be hazardous to health if consumed in excessive quantities.
Void where prohibited.
Some assembly required.
Please wait to be seated.
All models over 18 years of age.
May be too intense for some viewers.
List each check separately by bank number.
Batteries not included.
Contents may settle during shipment.
Use only as directed.
No other warranty expressed or implied.
Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment.
Postage will be paid by addressee.
Subject to CAB approval.
This is not an offer to sell securities.
Apply only to affected area.
Do not stamp.
Use other side for additional listings.
For recreational use only.
Do not disturb.
If condition persists, consult your physician.
No user-serviceable parts inside.
Freshest if eaten before date on carton.
Subject to change without notice.
Times are approximate.
Simulated picture.
No postage necessary if mailed in the United States.
Please remain seated until the ride has come to a complete stop.
Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement.
For off-road use only.
As seen on TV.
One size fits all.
Many suitcases look alike.
Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients.
Colors may, in time, fade.
We have sent the forms which seem right for you.
Slippery when wet.
For office use only.
Not affiliated with the American Red Cross.
Warranty void if serviced by non-authorized personnel.
Drop in any mailbox.
Edited for television.
Keep cool; process promptly.
Post office will not deliver without postage.
This can contains a head-enhancing device; do not shake vigorously.
List was current at time of printing.
Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward.
Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.
At participating locations only.
Not the Beatles.
Don't try this in your living room; these are trained professionals.
Penalty for private use.
See label for sequence.
Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.
Do not write below this line.
Falling rock.
Lost ticket pays maximum rate.
Nap was here.
Your canceled check is your receipt.
Add toner.
Ceci n'est pas une pipe.
Place stamp here.
Avoid contact with skin.
Sanitized for your protection.
Be sure each item is properly endorsed.
Sign here without admitting guilt.
Out to lunch.
Slightly higher west of the Mississippi.
Employees and their families are not eligible.
Beware of dog.
Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show.
Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery.
You must be present to win.
No passes accepted for this engagement.
No purchase necessary.
Not responsible for typographical errors.
No returns unless defective.
Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton.
Don't even think about parking here.
Shading within a garment may occur.
Use only in a well-ventilated are.
Keep away from fire or flames.
Replace with same type.
Approved for veterans.
Booths for two or more.
Check here if tax deductible.
Some equipment shown is optional.
Price does not include taxes.
No Canadian coins.
Not recommended for children.
Under penalty of law, this tag not to be removed except by consumer.
Prerecorded for this time zone.
Reproduction strictly prohibited.
No solicitors.
No alcohol, dogs or horses.
No anchovies unless otherwise specified.
Restaurant package, not for resale.
List at least two alternate dates.
First pull up, then pull down.
Call toll free number before digging.
Record additional transactions on back of previous stub.
Unix is Not a registered trademark of AT&T.
Do not fold, spindle or mutilate.
No transfers issued until the bus comes to a complete stop.
Package sold by weight, not volume.
Your mileage may vary.
This supersedes all previous notices.

This page was last updated on 03/03/98 11:24:53 PM Thanks to Victor Eijkhout for his pioneering efforts from which this page evolved.