1. Make world safe for democracy
2. Make democracy safe for the world
3. Install democracy
4. Solve all imaginable physical problems
5. Cure all disease, known and unknown
6. Devise practical individual immortality scheme
7. Vaporize Newark
8. Abolish world hunger, illiteracy, and war
9. Extirpate the rat, tsetse fly, flea, and mosquito
10. Kill all the lawyers, except one
11. Install effective earthquake, volcano, and weather forecast system
12. Create cheap, clean, and inexhaustible energy source
13. Trade Jose Mesa for someone worth having on a major league roster
14. Invent safe, effective, and morally acceptable fertility control
15. Halt deforestation and other environmental damage
16. Eliminate federal budget and foreign trade deficits
17. Move all nuclear weapons to the Moon for anti-asteroid defense
18. Perfect an f.t.l. interstellar drive
19. Buy cheap, sell dear
20. Get a loaf of bread on the way home

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